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Bogan game - Download it or else!

Post  Isis_au on Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:35 pm

Hustle Kings it's called.

Its cheap so you'll have money left for your smokes and bourbon and tatts and stuff.

Play it - it's sure to bogan up your world! (and give you shiny balls Razz)


Disclaimer - No bogans were harmed in the making of this post. No offence intended to any professional bogans.

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Post  Brad on Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:15 pm

Isis_au wrote:No offence intended to any professional bogans.[/size]

What exactly is a professional Bogan?

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Post  toprharley on Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:33 pm

Brad wrote:
Isis_au wrote:No offence intended to any professional bogans.

What exactly is a professional Bogan?

According to Wikipedia:
Traits of the bogan can be summarised by the following points:

• A pronounced lack of dress sense in social situations. Typical bogan attire consists of a flannelette shirt, King Gee stubbie shorts (either blue/khaki), torn or soiled jeans from the 1980's or earlier, and of course double-plug standard issue white thong sandals with black rubber. A bogan's dress sense is not influenced by intended destination/occasion hence the line between workwear and formal wear is often hazy at best. On rare occasions bogans may be spotted wearing enclosed shoes when entering the local RSL to "have a slap on the pokies" or to "get pissed wif me mates on the veebs (VB)". A female bogan will usually wear a matching ensemble usually consisting of second-hand fashions or products purchased from the discount retail chains Best and Less or Big W.

A lack of personal hygiene. A bogan will often allow his/her hair to grow into an attractive style named the "mullet" as popularised in the 1980's. A hair cut is a rare event for the bogan, and most styling occurs when the razor is brought out to either a) produce a "skinhead" style cut or b) a "frullet" (front-mullet). Similar styles apply for females, however the female bogan frequently colours her hair auburn. The bogan bathroom usually contains a bar of multi-purpose soap used to both cleaning the family, washing the hair, styling the hair and manicures/pedicures. Whilst most non-bogans will use Eau de Toilette spray as a perfume, the most common boganistic fragrance is "Odour of Toilet". The bogan frequently rosters showers at irregular intervals such as once a week for males and twice for females.

• Distinct vocabulary. The bogan language is somewhat foreign to most English-speaking people. For example in boaglish, the word "shooting" would be pronounced as "shootun". Similarly, the word "look out" is pronounced as "look eet". The boaglish alphabet does not contain the letters "i" or "g", hence the pronunciation of words containing the suffix -ing are simply pronounced -un. Examples include "rootun" (rooting), "fishun" (fishing) and the common phrase "where's me fuckun beer woman" (what is the current location of my alcoholic beverage dearest female partner). The boaglish vocabulary is mostly limited to frequent curse-words and miss-pronunciation of common English words. A common bogan trait also includes shortening words. Locations such as the Wyong Leagues Club become the "leaguesy", the Crown Casino becomes the "leaguesy" and females/males such as Sharon/Barry become "Shaz" and "Baz".

• A particular choice in motor vehicle. The bogan usually drives one of two makes of vehicle. Typically this is either a Holden or a Ford . Common bogan variants manufactured by each of these companies include the Holden Commodore (VB-VP models), Holden Kingswood and the Ford Falcon (all models up to the recent EF). Other well known bogan vehicles include early model Datsuns and Toyotas . Bogan accessories include anything HSV/HRT for Holdens, and FPV/FTR for Fords. These vehicles tend to be more prevalent on the roads whilst the V8 supercar races are being held. Drivers often attempt to imitate in heavy traffic their heroes Skaifey (Mark Skaife) and Ambrose (Marcos Ambrose). Bogan vehicles are rarely detailed, and are serviced even less frequently. Most bogan drivers hold animosity towards imported vehicles "farken rice" and are still bitter that the Nissan Skyline beat the Holden and Ford racing teams at Bathurst in the early 90's. Consequently, many bogans believe their VN Commodore has the ability to beat anything with the badge "Ferrari", "Nissan", "BMW M3" or "Pagani".

• Choice in music. The bogan prefers either metal or pub rock. A bogan would suggest that the song Khe Sanh by Cold Chisel would be a more appropriate national anthem than Advance Australia Fair. AC/DC is also a popular choice. Anything Barnesy. Midnight Oil is another classic example of the bogan genre.

• Employment status. The common bogan is either a) not employed or b) a tradesman/labourer. A bogan employee can be spotted kitted up in a fluorescent vest or polo shirt. Unemployed bogans often frequent RSL's/clubs for discount lunches during the day, before continuing on to the local Centrelink office to receive the hard-earned cash of the tax-paying public. This will be followed by a journey to the most convenient bottle shop ("bottlo") to purchase 2x24 cartons ("slabs") of Victoria Bitter ("Veebs") for $60. Also included in this purchase is the all-important packet of Winfield Reds ("Smokes"). The rest of this pension money is budgeted towards the "pokies" at the local pub.

• A poorly-maintained house or unit. As previously mentioned, the bogan often resides in regions of a lower socio-economic standing. Basically, in most cases the bogan is located some way inland from a coastal fringe or major waterway. In the case of Sydney, this has lead to the term "westie" being coined in order to distinguish the boganistic population of the inland western suburbs from the more affluent residents of the east. In the case of NSW/QLD and Victoria, the majority of bogans are located on or west of the Great Dividing Range. Whilst this is not always the case, it is important to note that the concentration of bogans per capita is somewhat higher in these areas.
The bogan house usually consists of a number of elements (see below):
• The bedroom (for rootun).
• The balcony (for smokun/shootun).
• The livun room (for watchun telly/smokun/gettun pissed).
• The kitchen (for storun beer).
• The combined bathroom/laundry (for washun shit) .
• The shed (for rootun/smokun/shootun/gettun pissed/storun beer/workun on the commo).

lol! lol!
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Re: Bogan game - Download it or else!

Post  Brad on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:12 pm

Ha, I'm pretty much a bogan according to that.

Good stuff.


- Wouldn't frown upon a case of VB (Although $60 seems pricey) "get pissed wif me mates on the veebs (VB)"
- Do like a meal from a local RSL
- Drive a 2004 Replica GT falcon.
- Refer to Commodore's as Commo's.

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Post  tristo8 on Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:28 pm

That is a classic topr lmao

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Post  Isis_au on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:15 am

Shocked OMG - nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - I don't fit! I'm not actually a bogan. Damn you ripping - you must have been wrong about something. I just can't believe it!!

I'm am absolutely in shock. Shocked

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Post  sparton on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:30 am

Isis_au wrote:Shocked OMG - nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - I don't fit! I'm not actually a bogan. Damn you ripping - you must have been wrong about something. I just can't believe it!!

I'm am absolutely in shock. Shocked
bwahahahahahahahaahahahaha.... also, fucken lolz topr..

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Post  Gr8tiger on Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:30 am

Topr, that is probably the best post i have ever read.

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